HI. We get a lot of spam from people trying to buy mattresses from us. Most of them are from China. Recently I’ve noticed we’re doing pretty well in Chinese search engines too, so there’s probably come correlation. At one point we even received an invite to the international sleep industry expo in Guangzhou, but I don’t know how legit that really was. At any rate, we should probably start selling mattresses and touring China asap. Supply and demand.
We also get periodic solicitations from people named Bob and Al who want to buy mattresses from us in the U.S. Apparently motelmattress@gmail.com is a pretty hot ticket item. Now that we own motelmattress.org, our prospects are only improving. If anyone would like to purchase our email address or domain name for an exorbitant sum, we should talk.
Until then, I’m going to post our prized spam collection here. These are also up for auction if anyone out there dabbles in the collection and preservation of fine found internet art.
Listed in chronological, rather than topical, order.
THE EMERGENCE OF SCOTT
HERB TENT (A DIPTYCH)
ANNE! (THE TERTIARY)
YUKI
ELITECORE
POWER GROWTH
ANOTHER SUITOR (INQUIRY)
QUEEN ALBERT
INVITATION
And, last but by no measure least…
BOB, THE ETERNAL
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MOTEL MATTRESS 